May 11, 2008...12:36 am
Meat Puppets Vs. Humans
Who will win the final battle?
There are some weird theories floating around the Internet, but one in particular grabbed my interest. It seems to have started at Cassiopia.org and boils down to this:
There are two races of people who have been sharing space on the earth for a really long time. Their origins are kind of complicated, so I would suggest reading Cassiopia’s site, but suffice to say it’s been going on since before the flood.
The two races are referred to as pre-Adamic and Adamic, in reference to Adam and Eve and they were created for two different purposes. By all intensive purposes they look and act alike, although the pre-adamics are slightly, physically superior. They are virtually indistinguishable in their behavior as well. There, is however, one big difference; one race has a soul, the other does not.
That’s actually a simplification. According to Cassiopia, Adamic people have an individual soul that links them to a divine source. Pre-Adamics have a sort of collective soul, similar to what mystics believe animals share. So in short, pre-Adamics aren’t all that bright.
Doesn’t that just make perfect sense?
Cassiopia explains that the pre-Adamics are pretty simple minded, ‘worker bee’ types. They are not capable of creativity or originality. They have absolutely no interest in those concepts at all. Instead, they believe in following orders. They love the sterile, franchise, homogeneous model. Everyone should be the same, everyone should fall in line, everyone should do what they’re told, etc,etc. They really can’t think for themselves, but rather think as a group. They also have no conscience, which is a little bit scary. Cassiopia explains that 1 in 2 people is one of these. (See the pictures to the right of this paragraph for examples of these)
Ok, so I know this is a really bizarre theory, but doesn’t it explain so much?
Aren’t you “Adamics” out there trying to figure out why people appear to be so damn stupid? Don’t you wonder why so many people walk around like zombies, swerve out in front of you in traffic and just look at you with some blank stare?
They’re not human!
I was thinking about this today when I went into a local Staples to have two very important portfolios bound that we’re going to be sent to the state for review. Seems like a simple request, doesn’t it? No requests are simple anymore, it seems. I had a hunch that the woman might be one of ‘them’, and then I chided myself for my obnoxiousness. I dropped my portfolios off and left to do some shopping.
When I returned, the woman handed me the two finished products. One of them was missing a cover. The other one had a big scratch across the front. I tried to be kind, like all good adamics do and patiently explained the problem. Then of course I had to wait and watch her try to figure the machine out. It was painful to watch.
She finally finished and handed me my portfolios. Something said to me ‘check the pages,’ Again I felt a little guilty for being so mistrustful, but this was some really important stuff. So I scanned through my pages and lo and behold I found something strange-she had included my order form and bound it with the rest of the portfolio.
That’s when I realized that she was meat puppet. I also realized that meat puppets need to have everything pointed out to them
“Excuse me, ” I explained. “You bound the order form right into my portfolio.”
“Huh?” The blank stare.
I repeated my statement.
“Oh,” she wasn’t even ruffled. “Just pull it out.”
They’re everywhere.
Is it me or do they all look peculiar?
1 Comment
July 3, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Sorry to say that she probably did not even understand what a portfolio is and why it is important that it be presented in a professional manner. In fact, you lost her at “Excuse me”.
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