April 5, 2008...9:34 pm
Theolexia
Theolexia-the act of listening to and reading religious texts and sermons and getting the message completely backwards.
Theolexia is a growing problem in our society. Millions of people seem to have it. I’m not sure why there has been so little attention given to this problem, but it has been around for a very long time.
Individuals who suffer from this common condition attend church, temple, mosque, regularly. They listen to messages about brotherly love and giving to charity. They then walk out and trample on everyone they encounter.
Here are some examples of individuals who suffer from Theolexia:
This disease is extremely dangerous and highly contagious.
Scientists are beginning to believe that it may be the result of a problem within the brain of the patient. With Theolexia, the patient’s brain appears to misinterpret everything that they hear.
If you or someone you love suffers from this disease it is imperative that you seek treatment. Current treatment involves:
Learning to get the wax out of your ears and listen to the real message that is being spoken.
Getting over your own self importance.
Learning to correctly interpret information without filtering it through one’s ego.
Overcoming your own pure stupididty.
Listening to something other than Fox News.
Is it me or do they all look peculiar?
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